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Good, Bad, Worse And Better God summoned Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates to a very important, absolutely private, top secret conference. After they were all there, God said: "I've got good news and I've got bad news. The bad news is that I'm finally at the end of my patience with the way things are on Earth, so I've decided to destroy it. The good news is that I'm giving you one week's notice." So, Bill Clinton called into session the joint houses of Congress and announced: "I've got good news and I've got bad news The good news is that there is a God. The bad new is that He's going to destroy the Earth in one week." Boris Yeltsin called into session the Communist Party and announced: "I've got bad news and *worse* news. The bad news is that there is a God after all. The *worse* news is that he's going to destroy the Earth in a week." Bill Gates, meanwhile, called all of his programmers, marketing experts, and administrators together and announced: "I have got good news and I've got *better* news. The good news is that God thinks I'm one of the 3 most important men on Earth. The *better* news is that we don't have to fix Windows 95." Slainte! Guam is 15 hours ahead of Eastern Standard Time (USA) -- Living' in the future -- ain't Life grand! T. K. Cassidy - Children's Librarian /// Guam Public Library Resident Writer, Storyteller & Author!! :-) tkc@kuentos.guam.net http://www.guam.net/home/tkc/ 1270 North Marine Drive, Suite 101-424 Tamuning GUAM 96911 U S A April - the IRS chose well whenthey chose the month we start by honoring fools and end by cryng "May Day!