April Fool jokes

[Elizabeth Letterly <eletterl@ABELINK.COM>]

The best in our building was someone anonymously placed a stickynote
message on one of our guidance counselor's computer monitor saying,
"Riggleman called asking for advice."

Jamie asked everyone in the office who the Riggleman family was -- "I don't
remember that family name." -- looked at all the directories, the computer
listing of students, etc. before it finally dawned on him that the
Riggleman was Jim Riggleman, manager of the Chicago Cubs, a team that had
lost their opener the night before.  (Jamie's a die-hard Cubs fan.)
Elizabeth Letterly, District Librarian (Libby)
Williamsville CUSD #15, Williamsville, IL  62693
eletterl@abelink.com          eletterl@roe51.k12.il.us

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