NEEDED A SECURITY SYSTEM THAT REALLY WORKS

[Connie Cauvel <CCauvel@AOL.COM>]

rom owner-lm_net@LISTSERV.SYR.EDU Thu Oct 1 09:46:35 1998
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1998 23:35:14 EDT
From: Jerry Taylor <JerryTaylr@AOL.COM>
l School District Murrysville, Pa.
ccauvel@aol.com

     Hi netters we are looking for a Security System for our newly renovated
Senior High School Library that really works.  We would appreciate input and
suggestions from those you using Security Systems.     TIA
                                                           Connie Cauvel

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Subject: Re: MORE "Humor For MS Word"

Vickie Rabourn wrote:

>  For a laugh, type the phrase, "I'd like to see Clinton resign."
>  (A sentiment, by the way, I do not have.)
>
>  Highlight the phrase and go to "Tools."
>
>  Choose "Thesaurus."
>
>  Enjoy.
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Here's another one for you.  Using MS Word, type in "Unable to follow
directions."  Highlight the sentence, then use the Thesaurus.

Looks like Bill Gates might be an investor in Viagra.

   :o)

Jerry Taylor
Technology Integration Teacher
Greece (NY) School District
www.greeceny.com/taylor/

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