Re: [LM_NET] Gen: weeding guidance

[Cheryl Youse <cyouse@GMAIL.COM>]

Or you could be 'upfront' and send the CREAM OF THE CROP to the
superintendent's office, telling him that others will be showing up in the
dumpster and you really don't think your school needs:  Canada:  America's
Problem (the Canadians might just drag the US into WWII), Hawaii, copyright
1950 (someday, it may become a state), etc. etc.  We didn't get any flak--we
sent those beauties as we began the weed of a lifetime last year.

On Mon, Mar 2, 2009 at 4:23 PM, <jeannie.winters@sumnerschools.org> wrote:

> [javascript:void(0);]
> Step 1:
> Locate the books you need to weed  (you know the type)     pages
> falling out (from age), technology books from the 60s,  books donated
> from an attic clean-out, etc
>
> Step 2:  Remove all form of identification from inside - school stamp, etc
> (so they can't be traced or returned)
>
> Step 3:  Place in nice little stacks of 10 (looks less suspicious)
>
> Step 4:
> Scatter the stacks around the library  (looks like you're working hard
> - fakes the teachers off, since we never do anything anyway)
>
> Step 5:  Important****AFTER DARK,  come back to your school (bring someone
> with you that you can bribe)
>
> Step 6:  Put on gloves (no fingerprints), dark glasses, and stocking mask
>
> Step 7:   Bring out the black trash bags that you've been  sneaking in for
> a week
>
> Step 8: Place the "dead books walking" in the trash bags
>
> Step 9:  Drag trash bags of condemned books to the back door of the school
>
> Step 10: SECURE THE AREA******
>
> Step 11: Remember to threaten your accomplice
>
> Step 12: Dump the offensive books as quickly as possible in the school
> dumpster (or dumpster of your choice)
>
> Step 13:  Drive away like you're not guilty of anything
>
> Step 14:  Dispose of gloves, glasses and stockings (remember the TN Trash
> guy from years ago?)
>
> Step 15:  When asked by The School Board why your book numbers are down,
> tell Them that the librarian before you obviously couldn't count.
>
>
> Hope this helps.
>
> Jeannie Winters
> Librarian
> Gallatin High School
> Gallatin,TN
> jeannie.winters@sumnerschools.org
>
>
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Cheryl Youse, MLS
Media Specialist
Colquitt County High School
Moultrie, GA
cyouse@gmail.com

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