ladle rat rotten hut

[Tom Whipple <KSKCWHE@DELPHI.COM>]

Ladle rat rotting hut was written by Howard Chace. In the
fifties he wrote a number of fractured stories. According to
Bob Swift of the Miami Herald, it showed up in Sports
Illustrated in 1954, was read by Arthur Godfrey, and published
as a book in 1956. In his article of April 31, 1988, Bob Swift
printed an abridged version.


     "Wan  moaning  Rat Rotten Hut's murder colder inset, 'Ladle Rat Rotten
Hut  .  .  .  tick  disk basking tudor cordage offer groin murder h lifts
honor  udder  site offer florist. Shaker lake! Dun stopper peck floors! End
yonder nor rghum stenches stopper torque wet strainers.'

     Honor  wrote  tudor  cordage  offerroin murder, Ladle Rat Rotten Hut
mitten anomalous woof.

     "Wail, wail, wail," set disk wicket woof, "evanescent Ladle Rat Rotten
Hut. Wares ore putty gull goring wizard ladle basking?"
     "Armor goring tumor groin murder's," reprisal ladle gull.

     Soda  wicket  woof  tucker  shirt  court, end whinny retched a cordage
offer  groin  murder,  picket  inner widow. Inner flesh disk abdominal woof
lipped  honor  betting  adder rope. Zany pool dawn a groin murder's nut cup
and gnat gun, any curdle dope inner bet.

     Inner  ladle wile, Ladle Rat Rotten Hut a raft attar cordage an ranker
dough ball.

     "Oh, grammar," crater ladle gull, "wart bag icer gut!"

     "Buttered  lucky  chew  whiff,  doling,"  whiskered disk ratchet woof,
wetter wicket small.

     "Oh, grammar, water bag noise!"

     "Buttered small your whiff," inserter woof.

     "Oh, grammar, water bag mousey gut!"

     Doze worry on forger nut gull's lest warts. Oil offer sodden disk curl
an bloat Thursday woof ceased pore Ladle Rat  Rotten Hut an garbled erupt.

        Mural:  Yonder nor sorghum stenches shut ladle gulls stopper torque
wet strainers.

     *
Back in '88, Bob Swift was offering copies to those who sent
him stamped, self-addressed envelopes.

tom whipple
kskcwhe@delphi.com
Whittier Elementary School