Re: librarian title

[Sandra Gilbert <sgilbert@TENET.EDU>]

On the last day before Christmas break, our elementary school has an annual
faculty breakfast. Some of our "thespian" teachers put on a skit that
includes funny things that have happened during the year. This year,
part of the skit included renaming certain titles and areas of the
school to be more "politically correct."

For example, teachers would now be called "Curriculum Facilitators", the
cafeteria would be the "Mastication Station", the front office would be
the "Bee Hive of Activity", and the library would the the "Innersanctum
of Intellectual Literacy." My new title would be the Superintendent of
the Innersanctum of Intellectual Literacy.

We all had a good laugh!

Sandra Gilbert
Fiest Elementary
Houston (Cy-Fair)