Desiderata/Deteriorata?

[James Perkins <jperkins@PO-1.STAR.K12.IA.US>]

Please consider this a reference request:  A patron asked for the text of a
parody of the "Desiderata" called "Deteriorata."  We drew a blank on this
one. We think it's a poem but standard sources don't mention it.  Does
anyone know where we can locate this item?

Send any info to me at: jperkins@po-1.star.k12.ia.us
Thanks


James Perkins, Media Specialist         Media Center
jperkins@po-1.star.k12.ia.us            Urbandale Middle School
515-254-2203                            Urbandale, IA  50035


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