HUMOR: Holiday greetings

[Johanna Halbeisen Rebecca Johnson School]

To Whom It May Concern:

This is to inform you that you are wished a merry period of time  up to and
including December 25th and a happy period of time after but not including
December 31.

The dates December 26th to December 31 inclusive, can also, for purposes of
this wish, be considered a time of merriment and/or happiness, at your
discretion.

Please be advised that wishes for peace, goodwill, comfort and joy are also
in effect as of this correspondence.


Thank you for your cooperation.

--
Johanna Halbeisen                               "We are confronted by
Rebecca M. Johnson School(K-8)                   insurmountable opportunties."
Springfield, Mass
jhalbei@k12.oit.umass.edu                               Pogo