Re: Author unknown

[Karlyn Ford <karlyn@CCNET.COM>]

Could anyone help identify the poet or author of the following:
"One bright day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight.
One was blind and the other couldn't see
So they got ... for referee.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
Cam and shot those two dead boys.
If you believe this lie is true
Ask the blind man , he saw too.

Thanks for any help

Karlyn Ford
Librarian
Acalanes High School
Lafayette, CA