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For those of you interested in political irreverence... - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Debbie Abilock "It is important that students bring a certain The Nueva School ragamuffin barefoot irreverence to their studies; 6565 Skyline Blvd. they are not here to worship what is known, Hillsborough, CA 94010 but to question it." (Jacob Bronowski) - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Wed, 27 Dec 1995 12:24:18 -0600 From: Jeffrey Weiss <jmweiss@ix.netcom.com> To: civic-values@civic.net Subject: Just for fun By Jeffrey Weiss Staff Writer of The Dallas Morning News The World Wide Web may still be a mystery to the computer illiterati. But even those who don't know the Infobahn from a bon bon can understand a political pratfall. Consider Democratic presidential candidate Pat Paulsen's take on the issues: ``HEALTH CARE... I Don't Think We Need to Care for Healthy People. GUN CONTROL... I Can't Control My Car, Let Alone My Gun.'' Details of Mr. Paulsen's latest campaign -- he has been running since he was a featured comic on The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour in 1967 -- can be found on-line. He shares the Internet with satiric jibes by a 16-year-old California cartoonist, song parodies by a comedy troupe in Washington and anonymous screeds from who knows where. Material that would have only cracked up the crowd around the water cooler -- or offended a small circle of acquaintances -- now gets an instant international airing on the Internet. Lots of it isn't very funny. Satire isn't easy to execute, as anyone who has endured recent seasons of Saturday Night Live can attest. But some of it is startling or clever in the ways that Juvenal or Swift probably would have appreciated. The level of sophistication, to be kind, varies wildly: On the Exploding Head Page, a morphed series of photographs of Sen. Bob Dole, Rush Limbaugh, Microsoft owner Bill Gates and Russian President Boris Yeltzin show their heads, well, exploding. Satire has historically been used to puncture stuffed shirts. Why not swelled heads? ``That's the beauty of the Internet,'' says Dan Burford, the computer illustrator behind the page. ``Anybody who has these kinds of wacky thoughts about anything can just put it out there. You don't need corporate sponsorship. You don't need to buy air time.'' And then there's the elegant control of language on display at the Editorial Haiku page: Hurray for Bob Dole! He had his Colin removed, now feels much better. By John St. Croix, JSTCROIX@hr.house.gov, it says below the poem. The World Wide Web offers sounds and animation in addition to text and graphics. Little more than a year ago, political information on-line was limited to cyber-savvy Libertarians and a few young, politically astute computer experts. But now candidates for offices ranging from the president of the United States to the mayor of Baltimore have embraced the new technology with so-called ``home pages'' where the on-line universe can drop in for campaign information. For political organizers, the Internet offers cheap, instantaneous communication anywhere a phone line runs. For political humorists, it offers the same thing. Fake campaign home pages, looking much like the real things, exist for Mr. Dole, President Clinton Colin Powell and others. But plenty of free-form satire is out there, unlinked to any particular political figure or party. One home page belongs to ``Political Gridlock.'' It's a site that hawks political caricatures on T-shirts: President Clinton painted in the garish colors of Ronald McDonald with the caption ``McPresident. Billions and Billions of Taxes Served.'' Or Oliver North covered with the colors of the American Flag and the caption ``Another Felon for the Senate.'' The artist, a Californian named Jon-Paul Bail, provides an on-line analysis of the Internet that speaks for many cyber-satirists: ``I always hear artists wondering how to get their art out of the coffee houses, out of the bushou art galleries and to their real audiences. This is the first time, for $3,000 [the cost of a computer], an artist who is a nobody in the art world has access to millions of people.'' Russell Hirshon is an only-in-DC combination: a computer programmer by day, bartender by night and political satirist when he feels like it. His ``Russell Hirshon for President'' home page proffers his motto: ``If you want to get screwed, elect a politician. If you want to get served, elect a bartender.'' His platform includes a call to put C-Span into some of the bars of Capitol Hill ``So we can get a real look at our senators in action.'' And to ``have women American Gladiators go up against House Republicans.'' Four years ago, he took his faux candidacy to New Hampshire and to the Republican Presidential convention in Houston. Not only is the Internet cheaper (and given New Hampshire winters, more comfortable) but Mr. Hirshon says he believes that more people are reading his material than when he enthroned himself on a commode near the Astrodome 3 1/2 years ago. ``People are scared, and sometimes for a good reason, by some of the alternative candidates,'' he says. ``On the Internet, they can see what they want to see and then click off.'' Material that once traveled from one office bulletin board to another via the post office or fax machine now ripples across the world at the speed of electronic mail. At least two takeoffs on the beloved Dr. Seuss classic ``How the Grinch Stole Christmas'' have been downloaded thousands of times over the past few weeks. One starts: ``Every Rep down in Congress liked Clinton somewhat, Except for the Gingrinch, who simply did NOT! He hated Bill Clinton! He hated his wife! He vowed to torment them the rest of his life!'' Another begins: ``Every Who Down in Whoville Liked Elections a lot... But Newt Gingrich, Who lived on Mount Gridlock, Did NOT!'' Every part of the political spectrum comes under attack on-line. Several ``politically correct'' versions of "A Visit from St. Nicholas'' flowed through the same phone lines where the Speaker of the House was getting a Seussian barbecue. ``Twas the night before solstice and all through the co-op Not a creature was messing the calm status quo-op. The children were nestled all snug in their beds, Dreaming of lentils and warm whole-grain breads.'' Santa endures criticism of his toys, his fur-trimmed suit and his ``oppression'' of his eves and reindeer before departing with a stinging: ``Happy Christmas to all, but get over yourselves.'' An abortion opponent offers an essay on a religious issues home page: "Let's Legalize the Murder of Wives,'' credited to one Jim McNeish. Audacity unites sites with far distant political philosophies. On the Fidel '96 page, Cuban dictator Fidel Castro is touted for the American presidency as ``The Ultimate Washington Outsider.'' ``Fidel is the only major candidate with a truly workable plan for balancing the budget: nationalize the debt, raise corporate taxes and turn Orange County [Calif.] into a big cooperative citrus farm.'' Fidel page Creator Adam Reith is so comfortable on-line that he would only consent to an e-mail interview. The Net, he says, is the only way a 26-year-old computer programmer could have reached a worldwide audience. Member of the ``Fidel Team'' have joined from Italy, Japan, Australia and nearly every state in the Union. ``I could never afford to have my message reach hundreds of thousands of people for $10 a month in traditional media,'' he says. ``Even classified ads are more expensive than that. Now all I need is an AOL [America OnLine] account and a dirty picture of Pamela Anderson and I'm the next Rupert Murdoch.'' Gabe Martin is passing on the skin pix in his bid for fame and fortune. Gabe, 16, from San Diego, has been putting his cartoons on the Internet daily for more than a year. Most are apolitical. But a monthly Jay Leno-like commentary on news headlines wanders into political satire: ``Senate Balks at Flag-Protection Amendment,'' reads the real headline. ``Assignment of Secret Service Agents Thought Too Excessive,'' Gabe comments. ``I'm not really trying to change the world,'' Gabe says. ``Basically, it's a free country. I can express my opinion.'' Of course, there's the question of whether Gabe or the other on-line satirists could change the world if they wanted to. Most of the world -- or even the United States -- is still not set up for 'Net surfing. Surveys of the on-line population vary wildly from a few million to tens of millions of people. And counters that log the number of times a page has been visited don't say how many hits are repeats or how much of the material is examined by any single visitor. Regardless of the uncertainty, a few sites have been set up by people or companies who think sooner or later they'll be able to make money by providing political humor on line. A site that sits on the cutting edge of Internet technology belongs to ``Soundbites,'' a New York based team that has supplied ``audio editorial cartoons'' to National Public Radio for more than three years. Soundbites has a site on the Internet and another on America OnLine. Both offer the chance to download mini-radio dramas that poke fun at issues of the day. One recent performance tweaked the new Texas concealed handgun law. One character asks another: ``So, cowboy. Is that a gun in our pocket or are you just glad to be a Texan?'' Soundbites writer George Wilson knows that profits from the Internet might appear in the future, if at all. In the meantime, Soundbites is paid a royalty for the 50,000 visitors who spend time on the Soundbites AOL site each month. And Mr. Wilson works on quickly putting out consistently funny material. Just as is the case in any other medium, quality humor will be the key to success, he says. ``We are constantly reassured that content is king,'' he says. ``The technology is interesting only insofar as it can deliver content.'' You want content? Hoo boy, have we got content! Like the home page set up by supporters of Miami Herald humor columnist Dave Barry's run for the White House. ``A New Bag for Our Leadership Vacuum! It's Time We Demanded Less!.'' A proposed platform plank by one supporter, and we're not making this up: ``Official Booger Joke-of-the-day e-mail distribution list will be created for all U.S. citizens with Internet access.'' Taste and subtlety have never been necessary ingredients in political satire, says Mr. Bail, the California T-shirt caricaturist. ``To make fun of the system is to keep the system healthy,'' he says. ``You have to make people laugh before you can get them to open their minds.'' Staff writer Jeffrey Weiss will be covering on-line politics through the 1996 election. He can be reached on-line at: Internet: jmweiss@ix.netcom.com Compuserve: 75702,311 America Online: JeffMWeiss Prodigy: ZDPT05A WHERE TO GO Borderline Netazine: http://www.cts.com/~borderln/ Christian Resource Network On-Line Library (Abortion issues): http://bbs.cresnet.org ibrary/issues/abort Conservatively Incorrect: http://turnpike.net/emporium/H/HR/index.htm Dave Barry for President: http://www.wam.umd.edu/~meercat/Dave_Barry_96 The Exploding Head Page: http://www.vv.com/~gilmore/head/ The Electronic Bunker/Conspiracy On Line: http://rainbow.rmii.com/~tph/bunker.html Fake Clinton pages: http://www.clinton96.org/ http://www.gridlock.com/grid/artwork eft/01.left.html Fake Colin Powell for President page: http://www.powell96.org/ Fidel '96 page: http://www.slugs.com/imagesmith/fidel/fidel.html Pat Paulsen for President pages: http://www.amdest.com at at.html http://www.iu.net aulsen/ Russell Hirshon for President: http://www.magnet.com/russ4pres/ Editorial Haiku: http://www.naic.edu:80/~jcho/editorial/ehp.html Political Gridlock: http://www.gridlock.com/grid/home.html Soundbites: News, Satire & Comedy: http://www.soundbites.com/index.html On America Online, use keyword: soundbites Jeffrey Weiss jmweiss@ix.netcom.com The Dallas Morning News 214-977-8738