Good laugh

[Diane Culbertson <DCULB01@UKCC.UKY.EDU>]

OK, we're into the begining of school and we're overworked, so here is somethin
g to look forward to:

When I am an old woman
I will wear black underwear.
I will get a face lift, tummy tuck
   chemical peel and boob job.
I will buy chocolate covered
   estrogen bars by the gross.
I wil drive to the gym in my "top down"

   red sports car with a license
   plate that reads. . ."hot ffshr".
I will date much younger men and
   cruise to the Bahamas on my children's
   inheritance money.
I will wear mini skits, too much
   make-up and expensive perfume.
I will never move to Florida, nor
   remarry because I don't want an old
   man to take care of.
I will tell lies about people I don't like.


I will march with my "pro" signs and yell
   at people who dont agree.
I can hardly wait for my 90th
   birthday!
Maybe I should lie about my age and
   get a head start.


                    Hope you had a good laugh.  I loved it!  I hope I don't
                    offend anyone.
                                  Diane Culbertson, Librarian

                                  Paul Laurence Dunbar High School
                                  Lexington, KY  40513
                                  dculb01@ukcc.uky.edu