Humor: Smoking

[MHollifiel@AOL.COM]

I don't mean to be flip; however your smoking query reminded me of one of the
rules I had back when I was at high school level.

Every year during orientation I promised that smoking was permitted and,
indeed, encouraged in the library provided a single condition was met.  The
smoker had to be on fire!  Kids loved it and I never saw any signs of
violators in the seventeen years I served them.

"Holli"  Kaye M. Hollifield
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