HUMOR: canine crosses

[Shannon Acedo <acedos@THALIA.MARLBOROUGH.LA.CA.US>]

I'm posting this because there were so many requests for it.  Hope
you enjoy it!

Possible presents for the inspirationally challenged?
Crossbred Dogs
Pointer  X Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
Kerry Blue Terrier X Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries
Great Pyrenees X Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
Pekingnese X Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog
Irish Water Spaniel X English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh
      and clean as a whistle
Labrador Retriever X Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the
     choice of research scientists
Newfoundland X Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for
     financial advisors
Terrier X Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
Bloodhound X Labrador = blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
Malamute X Pointer = Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't
     matter anyway
Collie X Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work
Deerhound X Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end



Shannon Acedo
Assistant Librarian
Marlborough School
Los Angeles CA
acedos@marlborough.la.ca.us