Thanksgiving riddles

[Madelynne Johnson <madelynn@HELEN.BUSH.EDU>]

LMNETters,

1. Why do turkeys always go "gobble, gobble"?  They never learned good
table manners

2. Why is it easy for turkeys to get a job with a band?  They have their
own drumstricks

3. Why is Thanksgiving like a mattress?  They both have stuffing

4. What's a turkey's favorite dance?  The turkey trot

5. What's the difference between a brown turkey and a white turkey?  The
color

.....Madelynne Johnson.....Librarian -- B.F. Day School (K-5) -- home of
                           Carole Williams - 1994 Principal of the Year
                           3921 Linden Avenue N -- Seattle, WA 98103
                           majohns@cks.ssd.k12.wa.us