Humor- AOL Disks!

["[Jan Boling]" <janbo19@MAIL.IDT.NET>]

>THOSE FREE AOL DISKS: What to use them for? Here's 61 ideas to make you
>laugh and think!!!
>
>1.  Drink coaster
>2.  Door stopper (use multiple disks)
>3.  Ice scrapper
>4.  Shower tile
>5.  Place holder in a book
>6.  Mini frissbee
>7.  Air hockey puck
>8.  Dog chew toy
>9.  Fly swatter (tape it to a long stick)
>10. Dart board
>11. Boot Disk (Neon green disk only)
>12. Joke disk (Pull out the actual magnetic disk and give it to a
>      friend)
>13. Pooper scooper
>14. Grille scraper
>15. Use them for Karate (save a tree)
>16. Wrist Slicer -after receiving first AOL bill! (use metal
>      door)
>17. Saving news group articles (pictures & warez)
>18. Wallpaper or wallpaper border
>19. Construct a life size replica of Stonehenge.
>20. Toy for an 18 month old
>21. Pin or other small object dispenser-toothpicks(using the
>      sliding metal part)
>22. Fat-free snack (not very satisfying though)
>23. Destroy them -smash, burn, or run over (to relieve stress)
>24. Prop up uneven table or chair legs (de-wobbling restaraunt
>      tables -leave disk there after use-plenty to spare!)
>25. Light switch cover (panel)
>26. Disk house (like a card house)
>27. Chinesse throwing stars (tape 2 together)
>28. Clay pigeons (for target practice)
>29. Greeting card (bind two together at one end)
>30. Halloween Treat (give them away all night long)
>31. Shoe horn
>32. Bullet proof vest (arrange together in tripple thickness)
>33. Firewood
>34. Bird house
>35. Paper weights
>36. Pen holders (make a box without a top)
>37. Post it-notes holder
>38. Refigerator magnet (glue a magnet to the back)
>39. Money clip (pop off metal door-throw away rest)
>40. Solar Eclipse Glasses (open door and look through disk at
>      the sun/moon -actually works!)
>41. Eye patch (aye' maties!)
>42. G-string (Bay Watch-watch out!)
>43. Dental Dam (You know-the back of your throat! Ouch!!!)
>44. Christmas Ornaments (the more the merrier!)
>45. Bug Shield (glue a bunch to the front of your cars hood)
>46. Put them on car windshields at the mall (along with this
>      list)
>47. Melt the plastic of the disks into a giant sculpture.
>48. Hand them out as party favors.
>49. Give them to young children to use as building blocks.
>50. Glue 'em to the bottom of the Space Shuttle and use them
>      as re-entry burn tiles.
>51. Be an AOL diskette surgeon and disect a diskette.
>52. Dentures (Melt & form them into new teeth for grandma.)
>53. Grind 'em up and refertilize the front lawn.
>54. The new "Dominio's stuffed-crust pizza" filling.
>55. Warm milk & aol disks for santa.
>56. Brake shoes. (new brakes every week!)
>57. House insulation.
>58. The "toys for tots" program.
>59. Kitchen tile for Bill Gates' new mansion in Seatle. (walk
>      all over the competion!)
>60. Hockey Puck (rubber band a few together)
>61. Construct a church from AOL disks in Microsofts name
>     (Reverend Bill Gates wants your money! -tax free)



Jan Boling
Barberton HS Librarian
Barberton, OH
45 min south of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame!