Humor

[Mary Marguerite Ludwick <ludwick@TENET.EDU>]

THINGS WE CAN LEARN FROM DOGS
.Never pass up an opportunity to go for a joy ride.
.Allow the experience of fresh air  and wind in your face to be pure
ecstasy.
.When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
.When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.
.Let others know when they've invaded your territory.
.Take naps and stretch before rising.
.Run, romp and play daily.
.Eat with gusto and enthusiam.
.Be loyal.
.Never pretend to besomething you're not.
.If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
.When someone is having a bad day, be silient, sit close by and nuzzle
them gently.
.Thrive on attention and let people touch you.
.Avoid biting when a single growl will do.
.on hot days, drink lots of water and lay under a shade tree.
.When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.
.No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and
pout...run back and make friends.
..Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.


Mary Ludwick, MLS         Ludwick@tenet.edu
Librarian, B. B. Owen Elementary (grades K-5) A Blue Ribbon School
The Colony, Tx.   (about 30 miles north of Dallas, Texas)