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This is a multi-part message in MIME format. ------=_NextPart_000_0141_01BCE64D.4D54BAC0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable I received this earlier this evening and just had to share it with the = group. If Dr. Seuss wrote a computer manual, it might go like this... If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, and the address of the memory makes = your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to = report. If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the = double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is=20 corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless = and your system's gonna crash! If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network=20 is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to=20 tunnel on another protocol that's repeatedly rejected by the printer=20 down the hall, and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of=20 gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, then you may = as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cause as sure as I'm a poet, the = sucker's gonna hang! When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk, and the=20 microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk, then you have to flash = your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM. Quickly turn off the = computer and be sure to tell your mom. The object of teaching a child is to enable the child to get along = without the teacher. Jim Neal Library Media Specialist/District Grant Writer http://parkhill.k12.mo.us/hs/media/media_center.htm nealj@parkhill.k12.mo.us Park Hill High School 7701 NW Barry Rd Kansas City, MO 64153 http://www.primenet.com/~jwnlpsd Webmaster: LM_NET On the Web http://ericir.syr.edu/lm_net/ ------=_NextPart_000_0141_01BCE64D.4D54BAC0 Content-Type: text/html; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable <!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD W3 HTML//EN"> <HTML> <HEAD> <META content=3Dtext/html;charset=3Diso-8859-1 = http-equiv=3DContent-Type> <META content=3D'"MSHTML 4.71.1712.3"' name=3DGENERATOR> </HEAD> <BODY bgColor=3D#ffffff> <DIV><FONT color=3D#000000 size=3D2>I received this earlier this evening = and just=20 had to share it with the group.</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT color=3D#000000 size=3D2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV>If Dr. Seuss wrote a computer manual, it might go like=20 this...<BR> </DIV> <DIV>If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is<BR> = interrupted as a very last resort, and the address of the memory makes = your=20 floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to=20 report.<BR><BR>If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and = the=20 double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is=20 <BR>corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's = hopeless and=20 your system's gonna crash!<BR><BR>If the label on the cable on the table = at your=20 house, says the network <BR>is connected to the button on your mouse, = but your=20 packets want to <BR>tunnel on another protocol that's repeatedly = rejected by the=20 printer <BR>down the hall, and your screen is all distorted by the side = effects=20 of <BR>gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, then = you may=20 as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cause as sure as I'm a poet, the = sucker's gonna hang!<BR><BR>When the copy of your floppy's getting = sloppy on the=20 disk, and the <BR>microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk, then = you have=20 to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM. = Quickly turn=20 off the computer and be sure to tell your mom.<BR> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV><FONT color=3D#000000 size=3D2>The object of teaching a child is to = enable the=20 child to get along without the teacher.<BR>Jim Neal<BR>Library Media=20 Specialist/District Grant Writer<BR><A=20 href=3D"http://parkhill.k12.mo.us/hs/media/media_center.htm">http://parkh= ill.k12.mo.us/hs/media/media_center.htm</A><BR><A=20 href=3D"mailto:nealj@parkhill.k12.mo.us">nealj@parkhill.k12.mo.us</A></FO= NT></DIV> <DIV><FONT color=3D#000000 size=3D2>Park Hill High School<BR>7701 NW = Barry=20 Rd<BR>Kansas City, MO 64153<BR><A=20 href=3D"http://www.primenet.com/~jwnlpsd">http://www.primenet.com/~jwnlps= d</A></FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT color=3D#000000 size=3D2>Webmaster: LM_NET On the Web<BR><A=20 href=3D"http://ericir.syr.edu/lm_net/">http://ericir.syr.edu/lm_net/</A><= /FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML> ------=_NextPart_000_0141_01BCE64D.4D54BAC0-- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= To quit LM_NET (or set NOMAIL or DIGEST), Send an email message to listserv@listserv.syr.edu In the message write EITHER 1) SIGNOFF LM_NET 2) SET LM_NET NOMAIL or 3) SET LM_NET DIGEST For more help see LM_NET On The Web: http://ericir.syr.edu/lm_net/ =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=