Humor: van Gogh's Family

[W & S Koontz <koontzs@HORIZON.HIT.NET>]

THE VAN GOGH FAMILY TREE

After much careful research it has been discovered that the artist
Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were:

His obnoxious brother                           Please Gogh
The brother who ate prunes                      Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store   Stopn Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia                 U Gogh
The brother who bleached his clothes white      Hue Gogh
His dizzy aunt                                  Verti Gogh
The cousin from Illinois                        Chica Gogh
His magician uncle                              Wherediddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin                              Amee Gogh
The Mexican cousin's American half brother      Grin Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach              Wellsfar Gogh
The constipated uncle                           Cant Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt                       Tan Gogh
The bird lover uncle                            Flamin Gogh
His nephew psychoanalyst                        E Gogh
The fruit loving cousin                         Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking            Wayto Gogh
The little nephew                               Poe Gogh
A sister who loved disco                        Go Gogh
And his niece who travels the country in a van  Winniebay Gogh

koontzs@horizon.hit.net  (home)
koontzs@usd286.hit.net  (school)
Sharon Koontz, K-12 LMS
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Sedan KS 67361
"Never judge a book by its movie."- J.W. Eagan
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