HUMOR - smile ...

["Earl J. Moniz" <earlj.moniz@MCI2000.COM>]

Hello all ...

Here is one of the recent postings about sports ... in an attempt to
bring a little light into the air here. . .


<center>WHY "SPORTS SCHOLARSHIP" IS AN OXYMORON

(Courtesy of Humor Pal Mary Pierce)

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    "You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle"

       -- Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach


    "You guys line up alphabetically by height"

       -- Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach


    "I play football. I'm not trying to be a professor. The tests

     don't seem to make sense to me, measuring your brain on stuff

     I haven't been through in school."

      -- Clemson recruit Ray Forsythe, who was ineligible as a freshman

         because of academic requirements


    "I know the Virginia players are smart because you need a 1500 SAT

     to get in. I have to drop bread crumbs to get our players to and

     from class"

      -- George Raveling, Washington State basketball coach


    "Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison

     for three years, not Princeton."

        -- Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with

           promoter Don King


   "I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."

     -- Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon

        during his visit to Greece


   "The ballparks have gotten too crowded. That's why nobody goes to

     see the game anymore." -- Yogi Berra


     "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."

     -- Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh


    "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy

     like Norman Einstein."

      -- Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann

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Aloha y'all ...  Earl J.

<center>earlj@moniz.org, emoniz@nccu.edu, OR earlj.moniz@mci2000.com

web site composer, life-long learner and self-employed librarian

Earl J. Moniz [ http://www.moniz.org ]

<bold><italic>An old Maui boy with a poor sense of direction...

</italic></bold>Fayetteville, North Carolina

Aloha, y'all. . .

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