Re: Humor: So Darned Tired!

[Reed - Ann Cober <acreed@UMD5.UMD.EDU>]

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Ann Cober Reed, Librarian/Media Specialist
Col. Richardson High School
25320 Richardson Road
Federalsburg, Maryland 21632
(MARYLAND'S EASTERN SHORE...THE DELMARVA PENINSULA)

acreed@umd5.umd.edu

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>
>  WHY WE ARE SO DARN TIRED
>
>  For a couple of years, I've been blaming it on iron poor blood, lack of
>  vitamins, dieting and a dozen other maladies. But now I found out the real
>  reason.
>
>  I'm tired because I'm overworked.
>
>  The population of this country is 237 million, and 104 million are retired.
>  That leaves 133 million to do the work.
>
>  There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.
>
>  Of this, there are 29 million employed by the federal government. This
>  leaves 19 million to do the work.
>
>  Four million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 15 million to do the
>  work.
>  >  Take out the 14,800,000 people who work for state and city
>  governments, and that leaves 200,000 to do the work.
>
>  There are 188,000 in hospitals, so that leaves 12,000 to do the work.
>
>  With 11,998 people in prisons now, that leaves just two people to do the
>  work.
>
>  You and me.
>
>  And you're sitting there reading your email.

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