HUMOR: More reference questions we don't have the answers for. .

[Alice Yucht <AliceInfo@AOL.COM>]

hmmmmm.... maybe we should give these to the teacher who
 thinks *Everything* can be found on the Internet. . . .
Alice H. Yucht
Heritage Middle School, Livingston, NJ
Aliceinfo@aol.com

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>1.   When an agnostic dies, does he go to the "great perhaps"?
>2.   Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called
>rush hour?
>3.   Do you think Houdini ever locked his keys in his car?
>4.   Why is there a road sign that says "Braille Institute,
>Next Exit"?
>5.   Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
>6.   If procrastinators had a club would they ever have a
>meeting?
>7.   If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still
>#2?
>8.   Have you ever wondered why just one letter makes all
>the difference between here and there?
>9.   When you go into a hotel you always see reception. Why
>do you never just see ception?
>10.  If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button
>stays the same?
>11.  If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and
>you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or
> read the paper?
>12.  Isn't it strange that the same people who laugh at
>gypsy fortune tellers take economists seriously?
>13.  If genetic scientists crossed a chicken with a zebra
>would they get a four legged chicken with it's own barcode?
>14.  If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why
>practice?
>15.  Why is there always one in every crowd?
>16.  If all the world is a stage, where does the audience
>sit?
>17.  Is it possible to have deja vu and amnesia at the same
>time?
>18.  Why do hair shampoo instructions say "Lather. Rinse.
>Repeat"? If  you did this, would you ever be able to stop?
>19.  Who decided "Hotpoint" would be a good name for a
>company that sells refrigerators?
>20.  How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?

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