Humor:a little word play

[Kathy Lauzon <KATHLAU@AOL.COM>]

Wish I could say I was this cleaver.  They were forwarded to me by a writer
friend in Arizona
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> If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,
> doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted,
>         musicians denoted,
>         cowboys deranged,
>         models deposed,
>         and dry cleaners depressed?
>
> Laundry workers could decrease, eventually becoming depressed and
> depleted!
>
> Even more, bedmakers will be debunked,
>         baseball players will be debased,
>         landscapers will be deflowered,
>         bulldozer operators will be degraded,
>         organ donors will be delivered,
>         software engineers will be detested,
>         the BVD company will be debriefed,
>         and even musical composers will eventually  decompose.
>
> On a more positive note though, perhaps we can hope and pray
> politicians
> will be devoted.


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