Humor: why computers are female.

[Johnnie Frisbie <jfrisbie@GVI.NET>]

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My husband sent this to me and I had to share it with you all, even
though it makes me grit my teeth.

The top six reasons computers are female.

6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for
future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message "Bad Command or File Name" is about as informative as "If

you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell
you".

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:

1. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending
half
of your paycheck on accessories for it!!!!

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