April fools joke

[Patricia Melville <3tunas@vgernet.net>]

Happy April Fools Day!  A joke to get you going....(embellish at will)
An animal loving man accidentally runs over a rabbit and kills it.
He's positively beside himself with grief and sitting by the side of
the road hysterical with the limp bunny at his side.  Another car
comes along and the lady driver asks if he needs help.  The man
explains his tragedy and the lady says she'll take care of it.  She
opens her trunk, pulls out a can and sprays the bunny all over.
Suddenly the bunny springs to life, jumps up, looks at them and waves,
goes down the road a bit, jumps up, looks at them and waves, goes down
the road a bit, jumps up, looks at them and waves, etc...  THe man is
overjoyed and amazed - what could have done this! He reads the can
"New Miracle Hare Spray - restores life to dead hare, gives hare
bounce, adds permanent wave".  Have a great day!  I'm going in as
Viola Swamp!
Patty Melville MLS
Pittsfield, MA elem schools
3tunas@vgernet.net

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