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Authentic assessment, anyone? Alice H. Yucht Heritage Middle School, Livingston, NJ Aliceinfo@aol.com ================================================= (forwarded from another "professional" listserv): >I've been doing a little research, and what I've discovered should make >anyone think twice before eating that incredibly mind-boggling >oh my god it's so dangerous food: Bread! >1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread eaters. >2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households >score below average on standardized tests. >3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the >average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were >unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as >typhoid, yellow fever and influenza ravaged whole nations. >4. More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of >eating bread. >5. Bread is made from a substance called "dough." It has been proven that as >little as one pound of dough can be used to suffocate a mouse. The average >American eats more bread than that in one month! >6. Primitive tribal societies that have no bread exhibit a low occurrence of >radiation poisoning, skin cancer, food poisoning and octogenarians. >7. Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and >given only water to eat begged for bread after only two days. >8. Bread is often a "gateway" food item, leading the user to "harder" items >such as butter, jelly, peanut butter and even cold cuts. >9. Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than >90 percent water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being >taken over by this absorptive food product, turning you into a soggy, gooey >bread-pudding person. >10. Newborn babies can choke on bread. >11. Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit! That >kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute. >12. Most American bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between >significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-= All postings to LM_NET are protected under copyright law. To quit LM_NET (or set-reset NOMAIL or DIGEST), send email to: listserv@listserv.syr.edu In the message write EITHER: 1) SIGNOFF LM_NET 2) SET LM_NET NOMAIL or 3) SET LM_NET DIGEST 3) SET LM_NET MAIL * Please allow for confirmation from Listserv For LM_NET Help & Archives see: http://ericir.syr.edu/lm_net/ =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=