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With all the talk of filter/no filter in libraries lately, the = following sounds like a perfect solution. Hope it brings relief from all that = ails you, net-wise, today. --------original message--------- From the company that brought you last year's odoriferously successful CyberSniff=AE scratch-n-sniff computer monitor, comes the last internet monitoring device you'll ever need: the Web Device for Identification = of Skills mouse. By replacing your existing mouse with the patented = Web-DIS! device, and installing the special UROK skill-monitoring software, your patron browsing worries will be a thing of the past. The Web-DIS! mouse works on a revolutionary new technology that embeds microscopic sensors in the mouse that are specially designed to = evaluate the web-browsing skill level of anyone who touches it. Once touched, it automatically routes them to internet links specifically suited to = improve their Web-IQ level. Plus, while monitoring their searching and learning = the special Web-DIS! mouse simultaneously returns pleasant mind-numbing = impulses designed to ensure satisfaction with each and every site encountered. = Used with the UROK software, it's better than a filter -- it actually makes = your internet users smarter, happier, and more refined.=20 Fed up with those sweaty-palmed people surreptitiously surfing for = those steamy sex sites in your school or library? Now, with just a touch of = the Web-DIS! Mouse, each person's internet ability level will be instantly scanned, and they will be pointed toward more cultured and rewarding = fare, such as "E-topia Online" or Martha Stewart's "Creating World Peace with Leftovers" page.=20 Have students or patrons who insist on long chat sessions in those less-than-desirable chat rooms? Web-DIS! will monitor these = excursions, and send them instead to links that will restore and improve their = thinking, such as those stimulating discussion rooms on bridge, chess, or quantum physics. Even administrators will benefit, when their search for information on trimming library budgets or staff will lead them to the enlightenment = of ALA / AASL's position papers or LM_NET's universe of library experts. So don't delay! To receive your free UROK monitoring software and = Web-DIS! replacement mouse, contact http://web-DIS.apr1.ha/gotcha or call 1-888-webDISQ. Register today for smarter surfing tomorrow! ________________________ Eugene Hainer=20 Colorado State Library 303.866.6730 hainer_g@cde.state.co.us =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-= All postings to LM_NET are protected under copyright law. To quit LM_NET (or set-reset NOMAIL or DIGEST), send email to: listserv@listserv.syr.edu In the message write EITHER: 1) SIGNOFF LM_NET 2) SET LM_NET NOMAIL or 3) SET LM_NET DIGEST 3) SET LM_NET MAIL * Please allow for confirmation from Listserv For LM_NET Help & Archives see: http://ericir.syr.edu/lm_net/ =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=