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My sister sent me this. Sorry I didn't get it to you before Easter
weekend! I guess it's hare today, gone tomorrow. :)
I know, I know, I'm a basket case. :(
>> A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the
>> Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid
>>hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car
>>and was hit.
>>
>>The basket of eggs went flying all over the place. Candy, too.The driver,
>>being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side
>>of the road ,and got out to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the
>>basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead. The driver felt
>>guilty and began to cry.
>>
>> A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the side of
>>the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what
>>was wrong.
>>
>>"I feel terrible," he explained, "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and
>>killed it. There may not be an Easter because of me. What should I do?"
>>
>>The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She went
>>to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp,
>>dead Bunny, and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto the little
>>furry animal.
>>
>>Miraculously the Easter Bunny came to back life, jumped up, picked up the
>>spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped on down
>>the road. 50 yards away the Easter Bunny stopped, turned around, waved and
>>hopped on down the road another 50 yards, turned, waved, hopped another 50
>>yards and waved again!!!!
>>
>>The man was astonished. He said to the woman, "What in heaven's name is in
>>your spray can? What was it that you sprayed on the Easter Bunny?"
>>
>>The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label.
>>
>> It said: "Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."
>>
Couldn't you just dye? :( :(
Suby Wallace
Nettleton Intermediate Center
3801 Vera
Jonesboro, AR 72401 http://nic.crsc.k12.ar.us
870-910-7809 fax 870-910-7811
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