HUMOR: fastest light bulb joke on the net

[Johanna Halbeisen <johanna@MASSED.NET>]

Apologies, Netters!  I said I'd have this joke from one of you in two
hours.  I got it in ten minutes (only logged on an hour later and picked it
up.) Faster than a speeding school librarian!!

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Johanna Halbeisen
Woodland Elementary School (preK-4)
80 Powder Mill Rd.
Southwick, MA 01077
johanna@massed.net

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