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Greetings All, This was sent to me last night by our resource teacher. I don't know if anyone has seen it, but I will provide it as a panacea against some of the winter blues that may have been infecting our group, judging by the tone of some of our more recent threads. {:^)> Particularly note #7 - very telling The Top 15 Signs Your Librarian is Nuts > >15 - Entire library stock replaced by 50,000 copies of "Yes, I Can" by Sammy >Davis, Jr. > >14 - Half-dozen recently-extracted tongues stapled to the "Quiet Please" >sign. > >13 - Recommends Kato Kaelin's book. > >12 - Instead of scanning barcode on book at checkout, seductively licks the >inside >cover. > >11 - Library only has two sections: "Limbaugh" and "Liddy." > >10 - Inserts boudoir photos of himself in copies of Gray's Anatomy. > >9 - When you ask for an appendix, he winks suggestively and shows you his >scar. > >8 - Replaces the overdue book fine with canings from the "Rod of Literary >Tardiness". > >7 - Files Art Buchwald under "Humor" > >6 - Always doing donuts with the bookmobile in the video store parking lot. > >5 - No matter what book you ask for, he hands you a piece of toast and a >Q-tip. > >4 - Uses the "Dewer's Decimal System", which involves regular belts of >scotch. > >3 - Instead of a simple "Shhhh", uses a bullhorn to say, "One more sound and I >cap yo' ass!" > >2 - Flashes patrons and yells, "Hey! Check *this* out!" > >and the Number 1 Sign Your Librarian is Nuts... > >1 - Leans over to whisper something and bites off half of your right ear. > regards, Kevin "Vinnie the Librarian" Smith <a href="mailto:vinnie@mbnet.mb.ca">vinnie</a> PC Win95 Network/Netscape 4.0, IE 4.0/Eudora 3.0 Library Technician Roblin Elementary School Roblin, Manitoba CANADA R0L 1P0 " Read all the books thou can for thou art sufficient to judge for thyself " - Milton =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-= All postings to LM_NET are protected under copyright law. To quit LM_NET (or set-reset NOMAIL or DIGEST), send email to: listserv@listserv.syr.edu In the message write EITHER: 1) SIGNOFF LM_NET 2) SET LM_NET NOMAIL or 3) SET LM_NET DIGEST 3) SET LM_NET MAIL * Please allow for confirmation from Listserv For LM_NET Help & Archives see: http://ericir.syr.edu/lm_net/ =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=