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Greetings All,

This was sent to me last night by our resource teacher. I don't know if
anyone has seen it, but I will provide it as a panacea against some of the
winter blues that may have been infecting our group, judging by the tone of
some of our more recent threads. {:^)>

Particularly note #7 - very telling

The Top 15 Signs Your Librarian is Nuts
>
>15 - Entire library stock replaced by 50,000 copies of "Yes, I Can" by
Sammy
>Davis, Jr.
>
>14 - Half-dozen recently-extracted tongues stapled to the "Quiet Please"
>sign.
>
>13 - Recommends Kato Kaelin's book.
>
>12 - Instead of scanning barcode on book at checkout, seductively licks the
>inside
>cover.
>
>11 - Library only has two sections: "Limbaugh" and "Liddy."
>
>10 - Inserts boudoir photos of himself in copies of Gray's Anatomy.
>
>9 - When you ask for an appendix, he winks suggestively and shows you his
>scar.
>
>8 - Replaces the overdue book fine with canings from the "Rod of Literary
>Tardiness".
>
>7 - Files Art Buchwald under "Humor"
>
>6 - Always doing donuts with the bookmobile in the video store parking lot.
>
>5 - No matter what book you ask for, he hands you a piece of toast and a
>Q-tip.
>
>4 - Uses the "Dewer's Decimal System", which involves regular belts of
>scotch.
>
>3 - Instead of a simple "Shhhh", uses a bullhorn to say, "One more sound
and I
>cap yo' ass!"
>
>2 - Flashes patrons and yells, "Hey! Check *this* out!"
>
>and the Number 1 Sign Your Librarian is Nuts...
>
>1 - Leans over to whisper something and bites off half of your right ear.
>
regards,



Kevin "Vinnie the Librarian" Smith
<a href="mailto:vinnie@mbnet.mb.ca">vinnie</a>
PC Win95 Network/Netscape 4.0, IE 4.0/Eudora 3.0
Library Technician
Roblin Elementary School
Roblin, Manitoba
CANADA R0L 1P0

" Read all the books thou can for thou art sufficient to judge for thyself
" - Milton

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