humor: librarians in a joke

[Donna Steel Cook <donnacook@MAILCITY.COM>]

Five surgeons are taking a coffee break.
First surgeon says, "Accountants are best to operate  on because when you open them 
up, everything inside is numbered."
Second surgeon says, "Nah-- librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in 
alphabetical order."
Third surgeon responds, "Try electricians, man! Everything  inside THEM
is color-coded!"
Fourth surgeon intercedes, "I  prefer lawyers. They're heartless, spineless,
gutless, and their heads and butts are interchangeable." To  which the fifth 
surgeon, who has been quietly listening to the conversation,
says, "I like engineers. They always understand when you have a few parts left over 
at the end."



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Donna Cook, Nacogdoches, Texas :
Teacher/Librarian Central High;
District Coordinator, Central ISD;
Library Consultant, Douglass ISD;
"Minister of Information" First Baptist.
donnacook@mailcity.com
409-853-9345








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