HUMOR: Fwd: Fw: [Fwd: Fw: Maxims for the Internet Age]

["WALTERS, DONNA" <dwalters@IMAIL.VALPO.K12.IN.US>]

>Subject: [Fwd: Fw: Maxims for the Internet Age]
>
>>  Modem Times - Maxims for the Internet Age
>>
>>  1. 'Ome is where you 'ang your @
>>  2. The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
>>  3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
>>  4. You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.
>>  5. Great groups from little icons grow.
>>  6. Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
>>  7. C:\ is the root of all directories.
>>  8. Don't put all your hypes in one home page.
>>  9. Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.
>> 10. The modem is the message.
>>  11. Too many clicks spoil the browse.
>>  12. The geek shall inherit the earth.
>>  13. A chat has nine lives.
>>  14. Don't byte off more than you can view.
>>  15. Fax is stranger than fiction.
>>  16. What boots up must come down.
>>  17. Windows will never cease.
>>  18. In Gates we trust. (?)
>>  19. Virtual reality is its own reward.
>>  20. Modulation in all things.
>>  21. A user and his leisure time are soon parted.
>>  22. The http://www.joker.org is on you.
>>  23. Know what to expect before you connect.
>>  24. Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we
>>      practice.
>>  25. Speed thrills.
>>  26. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach
>>      him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
>
>
>Donna Walters
Media Specialist
Ben Franklin Middle School
605 N. Campbell St.
Valparaiso, IN  46385

PH:  219-531-3024 x210
Fax: 219-531-3026

dwatlers@imail.valpo.k12.in.us

>

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