HUMOR: cats & dogs

["Jane T. Hohn" <jhohn@PEN.K12.VA.US>]

Dear LM_NETters,

For you vacationers who might not have read the Saturday
paper's Ann Landers column, here's the difference between cats
and dogs.  This was sent from the _Dick E. Bird News_.

"What is a Cat?

        "Cats do what they want.  They rarely listen to you.
They're totally unpredictable.  When you want to play, they
want to be alone.  When you want to be alone, they want to
play.  They expect you to cater to their every whim.  They're
moody.  They leave hair everywhere.  They drive you nuts and
cost an arm and a leg.  Conclusion:  They'e tiny women in
little fur coats."

(Hang on, ladies!!)

"What is a Dog?

        "Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most
comfortable piece of furniture in the house.  They can hear a
package of food being opened half a block away, but don't hear
you when you're in the same room.  They can look dumb and
lovable at the same time.  They growl when they are not happy.
When you want to play, they want to play.  When you want to be
alone, they want to play.  They will love you forever if you
rub their tummies.  They leave their toys everywhere.
Conclusion: They're tiny men in little fur coats."


P.S.  Those of us in the Middle Atlantic states are *still*
living with Hurricane Dennis.  It's projected to leave Virginia
some time Tuesday morning.  We desperately needed the rain,
even though the timing wasn't great.


Cheers!

--
Jane Trump Hohn, LMS            "I must say, television is very
Nottoway High School            educational.  The minute someone turns
PO Box 45   Rt. 460 East        it on, I go to the library and find a
Nottoway VA  23955              good book."  Groucho Marx
Ph:(804) 292-5373                       ;-)
FAX:(804) 292-3021              "Stupidity deserves more careful
e-mail: jhohn@pen.k12.va.us     study, because it is a major factor
             or                 in human history."  Thomas Sowell
jhohn@nottowaynt.k12.nottoway.state.va.us

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