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Ever Wonder > > > > How do crazy people go through the forest? > > They take the psycho path. > > > > > > How do you get holy water? > > Boil the hell out of it. > > > > > > What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall? > > "Dam!" > > > > > > What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? > > Polaroids. > > > > > > What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? > > A stick. > > > > > > What do you call cheese that isn't yours? > > Nacho Cheese. > > > > > > What do you call Santa's helpers? > > Subordinate Clauses. > > > > > > What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand? > > Quatro sinko. > > > > > > What do you get from a pampered cow? > > Spoiled milk. > > > > > > What do you get when you cross a snowman with a > > vampire? > > Frostbite. > > > > > > What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? > > A nervous wreck. > > > > > > Why do gorillas have big nostrils? > > Because they have big fingers > > > > What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? > > Sanka. > > > > > > What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? > > The location of the dirt bag. > > > > > > Why does a pilgrim's pants always fall down? > > Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat. > > > > How do you catch a unique rabbit? > > Unique up on it! > > How do you catch a tame rabbit? > > Tame way, unique up on it! > > > > > > What do you call skydiving lawyers? > > Skeet. > > > > > > What goes clop, clop, clop, bang, bang, clop clop clop? > > An Amish drive-by shooting. > > > > > > How are a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce the > > same? > > Somebody's gonna lose a trailer. Curtis L. Clark Library Media Specialist Sherwood MD/SR. High School P.O. Box 98 Hwy 7, Outer Rd Creighton, MO 64739 660 499 2230 660 499 2258 (FAX) sva006@mail.connect.more.net @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ When you steal from one author, it plagiarism; If you steal from many, it's research @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ "I Have The Body Of A God......Buddha." "Cover me. I'm changing lanes." "How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?" "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." "What's the definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex." "Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!" "Illiterate? Write For Help" "We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated." =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-= All postings to LM_NET are protected under copyright law. To quit LM_NET (or set-reset NOMAIL or DIGEST), send email to: listserv@listserv.syr.edu In the message write EITHER: 1) SIGNOFF LM_NET 2) SET LM_NET NOMAIL or 3) SET LM_NET DIGEST 4) SET LM_NET MAIL * Please allow for confirmation from Listserv. For LM_NET Help see: http://ericir.syr.edu/lm_net/ Archives: http://askeric.org/Virtual/Listserv_Archives/LM_NET.html =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=