HIT: April Fool's One-Liners

[Sadie Hunt <sadieh@VISER.NET>]

A few folks requested a HIT: I selected the ones that suited my need. To
wit: I need to write an occasional song for a perfomance on 4/1/00.

April Fool Song Ideas

Is there a road running by your house?
Do you have a hare on your head?

Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
Is your refrigerator running?

To the butcher   "Do you have pigs feet?"   "Isn't it hard to walk?"

How about: Do you have witch hazel in a bottle? Do you have Mr. Clean in
a
bottle? (better let them out!)

--
Sadie Hunt, Librarian
Dallas (OR) High School
sadieh@viser.net
http://www.open.org/~dallashs/LibPage.html

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