GEN: Humor

[Konnie Wightman <konda_wightman@EDUC8.ORG>]

Hi,
I don't know if this has appeared on the list before, but thought it might
cause some chuckles for those who haven't seen it:

Question: How many listserv subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer:   578
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1 to change the light bulb and to post to the listserv that the light bulb
has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light
bulb could have been changed differently.

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

53 to flame the spell checkers.

41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.

156 to write to the list administrator complaining about the light bulb
discussion and its inappropriateness to this listserv.

111 to defend the posting to this list saying that we are all use light
bulbs
and therefore the posts **are** relevant to this listserv.

27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

44 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected
URLs.

33 to summarize ALL posts to date, then quote them (including all the
headers
and footers, of course) and then add "Me Too."

19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."

52 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they cannot
handle
the light bulb controversy.

Konnie Wightman
Library Coordinator,
Bismarck Public Schools
Library Media Office
1107 Airport Road
Bismarck, ND  58504
701-221-3597
Fax:  701-221-3454

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