Who was Jesus?

[Kim Hurson <KHurson@IMCPL.LIB.IN.US>]

 > THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS MEXICAN:
 >
 >   1. His first name was Jesus
 >   2. He was bilingual
 >   3. He was always being harassed by the authorities
 >
 >   But then there were equally good arguments that.......
 >
 >
 >   JESUS WAS BLACK
 >
 >  1.  He called everybody "brother"
 >   2. He liked Gospel
 >   3. He couldn't get a fair trial
 >
 >   But then there were equally good arguments that.......
 >
 >   JESUS WAS JEWISH
 >   1. He went into His Father's business
 >   2. He lived at home until he was 33
 >   3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother
 >      was sure he was God
 >
 >   But then there were equally good arguments that.......
 >
 >   JESUS WAS ITALIAN
 >   1. He talked with his hands
 >   2. He had wine with every meal
 >   3. He used olive oil
 >
 >   But then there were equally good arguments that.......
 >
 >   JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN
 >   1. He never cut his hair
 >   2. He walked around barefoot
 >   3. He started a new religion
 >
 >
 >   But then there were equally good arguments that.......
 >
 >   JESUS WAS IRISH
 >   1. He never got married
 >   2. He was always telling stories
 >   3. He loved green pastures
 >
 >   But perhaps the most compelling  evidence .........
 >
 >   THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN .....
 >
 >   1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there
 >   was no food
 >  2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of
 >   men who JUST DIDN'T GET IT
 >   3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more
 > work  for him to do.
 >
 >




   THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS MEXICAN:

     1. His first name was Jesus
     2. He was bilingual
     3. He was always being harassed by the authorities

     But then there were equally good arguments that.......


     JESUS WAS BLACK

    1.  He called everybody "brother"
     2. He liked Gospel
     3. He couldn't get a fair trial

     But then there were equally good arguments that.......

     JESUS WAS JEWISH
     1. He went into His Father's business
     2. He lived at home until he was 33
     3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother
        was sure he was God

     But then there were equally good arguments that.......

     JESUS WAS ITALIAN
     1. He talked with his hands
     2. He had wine with every meal
     3. He used olive oil

     But then there were equally good arguments that.......

     JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN
     1. He never cut his hair
     2. He walked around barefoot
     3. He started a new religion


     But then there were equally good arguments that.......

     JESUS WAS IRISH
     1. He never got married
     2. He was always telling stories
     3. He loved green pastures

     But perhaps the most compelling  evidence .........

     THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN .....

     1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there
     was no food
    2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of
     men who JUST DIDN'T GET IT
     3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more
   work  for him to do.

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