Humor: Things you Won't Hear A Teacher Say

[Ludwick Mary <ludwickm@LISD.NET>]

THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR A TEACHER SAY

"We'd be able to educate our children if they would
let us teach through June too!"

"Thank goodness for these evaluations.  They really
keep me focused."

"Our cafeteria really gives the kids a variety of
meals--they never get bored of the same thing every
week!"

"I can't BELIEVE I get paid for this!!!!"

"Here class...just put all your gym shoes in this
box next to my desk."

"I bet all the people in our administration really
miss teaching!!"

"Gosh, the bathrooms smell so fresh and clean!"

"It must be true...the superintendent said so!"

"I think the discipline around here is just a LITTLE
too strict!!"

"It's Friday already???????"

"This inservice training has just been fabulous. '

"I believe that athletics is not getting enough
money....."

"Have you noticed that teachers drive better cars than
the students?"

"My husband thinks I'm not spending enough time at
school."

"Teach to the TAAS test?   Not me buddy!!!"

"Add something else to our curriculum?  Sure, I've got
lots of free time!"
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Mary Croix Ludwick, MLS    B.B. Owen Elementary K-5
Lewisville ISD,  The Colony, Texas (near Dallas)
ludwickm@lisd.net (school)   ludwick@swbell.net (home)

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