Humor:Things you'll never hear a librarian say

[Doyle_Tony <tdoyle@MUHSD.K12.CA.US>]

=B7 So much time and so little to do
=B7 Know what I like to do right now? Weed! (or catalog!)
=B7 (On the phone) Sure I've got time to come to your classroom and =
show you
how to change the background picture on your computer.
=B7 (On phone) I've always got time to listen to a sales pitch.
=B7 I checked the shelves and every book is in order!
=B7 Gosh, it's been weeks since we had a computer problem.
=B7 A full-time aide?  I don't even have enough work for a part-time =
aide.
=B7 The average publication date of my collection is 1996.
=B7 You're increasing my budget again?  Really, you shouldn't.
=B7 It's always so quiet in here!
=B7 Oh don't bother with the catalog, I've got the location of every =
book
memorized.
=B7 Now don't give me too much information-that takes all the fun out
answering reference questions.
=B7 Who needs books when you've got the Internet?
=B7 Just send all of your old, useless AV equipment up to the library.
. A box of moldy paperbacks from a yard sale?  Why thank you!

--
Tony Doyle, Librarian
Livingston High School, Livingston, CA
tdoyle@muhsd.k12.ca.us

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