HUMOR: Ode To The Spell Checker

[Susan Speranza <SSper60121@AOL.COM>]

This is cute - hope you enjoy it...

Ode to the Spell Checker

    Eye halve a spelling chequer.
    It came with my pea sea.
    It plainly marques four my revue
    Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

    Eye strike a key and type a word
    And weight four it two say
    Weather eye am wrong oar write
    It shows me strait a weigh.

    As soon as a mist ache is maid
    It nose bee fore two long
    And Eye can put the error rite
    Its rare lea ever wrong.

    Eye have run this poem threw it
    I am shore your pleased two no
    Its letter perfect awl the weigh
    My chequer tolled me sew.


Susan Speranza
Graduate School Library and Information Sciences
Queens College of CUNY
SSper60121@aol.com

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