library joke

[Gordon Riley <gdriley@HOTMAIL.COM>]

This is one that does not translate well to print format.  Please feel free
to substitute blonde, teenager, intellectually challenged person, or
anything you like for my PC term "person" and your choice of gender.

A person walks up to the circ desk in the library and says "I would like to
order a hamburger, fries and a coke."  The unabashed library employee
responds "Sir/Madam, this is a LI-BRAR-Y."  The person says, "I'm sorry,"
[and whispers], "I would like to order a hamburger, fries and a coke."


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