Humor:First Day of School

["Carolyn I. Gundrum" <webmistress@MIKIDS.COM>]

Hello ~ I have four new Kindergarten classes.  We make our own rules each
year for the library.

After I read "Don't Spit on Your Shoes" to them, we sat in a circle and one
little girl put up her hand and very seriously said,

"Don't swim naked in the fish aquarium"

Another boy said, "Don't lick the books"

I think this is going to be a wonderful year! :)


Cheers,

Carolyn
Carolyn I Gundrum, B.Ed. (UBC) M.A. (WMU)
Library Media Specialist,
Waukazoo Elementary School,
Holland, MI USA 49424
Adjunct Professor GVSU

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