Stocktake humour

[Barbara Braxton <barbara@AUSTARMETRO.COM.AU>]

"Tis the end of the school year in Oz, and definitely the season to be jolly
as we lift and heave and haul and get hot and sweaty and dirty during
stocktake.

Colleague 1 had a large pile of books she was carrying.
Colleague 2 said "Watch your back!" as Colleague 1 has mobility problems at
times
Student 1 said, "She can't -she doesn't have eyes in the back of her head!"
Student 2 said, "Yes she does - she's a teacher!"

At last they are learning!

Kia ora
Barbara

Barbara Braxton
Teacher Librarian
Palmerston District Primary School
PALMERSTON ACT 2913
AUSTRALIA

T. 02 6205 7241
F. 02 6205 7242
E. barbara@austarmetro.com.au
W. http://www.palmdps.act.edu.au

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