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It doesn't take a lot to encourage me you know, and I have had so many messages from people who are enjoying these little pieces while the rest of the list is so quiet that I shall keep on. Remember YOU are in control of your finger that hits the 'delete' key. Today the shops opened for the bunfight that has the more formal name of the "After-Christmas Sales", and in the interests of on-the-spot research, I joined the crowds. These are my observations ... 1. Those who go shopping at this time should pack their patience in their purse as well as their money. 2. The thing you wanted BEFORE Christmas and couldn't find is available by the cartload now, but NEVER at sale price. 3. If you hate shopping with your partner, take him along at this time - guaranteed he will never want to come with you again. 4.Those who park in spots reserved for the disabled, even if they are not, deserve the fine that they get! 5. Those who go to the shops at this time in their cars should ensure they have a full tank of petrol to make sure they will be able to manage cruising up and down looking for a space. 6. Those who got up early enough to get a park should be able to auction the space to the highest bidder before they pull out of it. Might even pay for your purchases. 7. Those who are not prepared to smile should stay home. 8. Take a stock of opening lines for conversation in the checkout queue - "Having fun?" is good, and you may meet your life's partner! You may even celebrate your first anniversary before you get to the checkout! 9. The queue at the next checkout ALWAYS moves faster than yours. 10. People who want to exchange their gifts just because they don't like them, should be made to wait until after New Year. 11. Of the 10 things you buy, 9 won't be at sale price. 12. Your favourite shop just doesn't look the same with all those people and you find yourself disoriented and wandering in unfamiliar territory - at least that's what you tell your partner when you come home with lingerie instead of lettuce. 13. Children and crowds don't mix, and ANY bribe that grandparents demand to look after them is worth it. 14. You should avoid the shoes, manchester and small appliances department - not only are they crowded, they are boring. Head for books, CDs. Christmas, toys ... or better still, the movies. 12. Those who survive to go again are awarded an M.S - (Master of Shopping) or sentenced to the Ward for Incurable Shoppers! Kia ora Barbara Barbara Braxton Teacher Librarian Palmerston District Primary School PALMERSTON ACT 2913 AUSTRALIA T. 02 6205 7241 F. 02 6205 7242 E. barbara@austarmetro.com.au W. http://www.palmdps.act.edu.au =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-= All postings to LM_NET are protected under copyright law. To quit LM_NET (or set-reset NOMAIL or DIGEST, etc.) send email to: listserv@listserv.syr.edu In the message write EITHER: 1) SIGNOFF LM_NET 2) SET LM_NET NOMAIL or 3) SET LM_NET DIGEST 4) SET LM_NET MAIL * Please allow for confirmation from Listserv. For LM_NET Help see: http://ericir.syr.edu/lm_net/ Archives: http://askeric.org/Virtual/Listserv_Archives/LM_NET.shtml See also EL-Announce for announcements from library media vendors: http://www.mindspring.com/~el-announce/ =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=