HUMOR: silly questions

[Doyle_Tony <tdoyle@MUHSD.K12.CA.US>]

A few days ago a student walks into the library, approaches me and asks
(drum roll) "Is this the library?"  I guess 14,000 books gave it away.

A day or two later a different student comes into the library in the morning
through the propped open door, wades through the other 60 students and ask
me, "is the library open?"

These are high school students, mind you.

Will October never end?

----
Tony Doyle, Librarian
Livingston High School, Livingston, CA
tdoyle@muhsd.k12.ca.us
<Http://www.lhs.muhsd.k12.ca.us/html/lhslibrary/lhslib.htm>
"You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture.  Just get
people to stop reading them."-- Ray Bradbury

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