Re: HUMOR: silly questions

[Joanne Proctor <Joproctor@KSCABLE.COM>]

My personal favorite is : "Do you have any good books in here?"
My answer is always (said with a smile), "No, I'm sorry.  I only buy bad
books. Would you like me to recommend one?"

Joanne
Joanne Proctor, Librarian
Most Pure Heart of Mary School
Topeka, KS
joproctor@kscable.com (evenings, weekends, holidays)
jmproctor@mphm.com (school days)

"Librarians: the ones who know"


----- Original Message -----
From: "Doyle_Tony" <tdoyle@MUHSD.K12.CA.US>
To: <LM_NET@LISTSERV.SYR.EDU>

Subject: HUMOR: silly questions


> A few days ago a student walks into the library, approaches me and asks
> (drum roll) "Is this the library?"  I guess 14,000 books gave it away.
>
> A day or two later a different student comes into the library in the
morning
> through the propped open door, wades through the other 60 students and ask
> me, "is the library open?"
>
> These are high school students, mind you.
>
> Will October never end?
>

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