Re: HUMOR: silly questions

[Diane H <daichan@ISLANDNET.COM>]

At least this is better than the kid who asked me if I got paid for what I
do.  Or the classroom teacher who asked my library technician if she was a
volunteer.  My technician has at least 5 years more university than the
teacher that asked that question, and besides that, who would volunteer 35
hours a week for 10 years?!?!?!

Diane Gallagher-Hayashi
Teacher-Librarian
Stelly's School
Saanich School District (63)
Saanichton, British Columbia
Canada, V8M 1S8
Diane_Hayashi@sd63.bc.ca
daichan@islandnet.com

"I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure-seeker, or a
gunfighter, Mr. O'Connell, but I am proud of what I am...I, am a librarian!"
The Mummy
----- Original Message -----
From: "Doyle_Tony" <tdoyle@MUHSD.K12.CA.US>
To: <LM_NET@LISTSERV.SYR.EDU>
Sent: Wednesday, October 24, 2001 2:42 PM
Subject: HUMOR: silly questions


> A few days ago a student walks into the library, approaches me and asks
> (drum roll) "Is this the library?"  I guess 14,000 books gave it away.
>
> A day or two later a different student comes into the library in the
morning
> through the propped open door, wades through the other 60 students and ask
> me, "is the library open?"
>
> These are high school students, mind you.
>
> Will October never end?
>
> ----
> Tony Doyle, Librarian
> Livingston High School, Livingston, CA
> tdoyle@muhsd.k12.ca.us
> <Http://www.lhs.muhsd.k12.ca.us/html/lhslibrary/lhslib.htm>
> "You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture.  Just get
> people to stop reading them."-- Ray Bradbury
>
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