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I'm sure many of you already have heard this one, but my students enjoyed it so much this week that I decided to share. "A chicken goes to the library, walks up to the librarian's desk and says, "Book?" The librarian hands her a book. The next day the chicken comes back and says, "Book, book?" So, the librarian hands her two books. The chicken returns the next day and says, "Book, book, book?" and the librarian hands her three books. Now the librarian is getting curious about the chicken's reading activities. She decides to follow the chicken. They go down the street, through the woods, and into the swamp. Then, a frog jumps out from the reeds and the chicken shows him the three books. He looks at all of the books and says, "Readditt!" ===== Kimberly Jayne, School Library Media Specialist Massapequa Elementary School Massapequa, New York kajayne@yahoo.com "And what is as important as knowledge?" asked the mind. "Caring and seeing with heart." answered the soul. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Listen to your Yahoo! Mail messages from any phone. http://phone.yahoo.com =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-= All postings to LM_NET are protected under copyright law. To quit LM_NET (or set-reset NOMAIL or DIGEST, etc.) send email to: listserv@listserv.syr.edu In the message write EITHER: 1) SIGNOFF LM_NET 2) SET LM_NET NOMAIL or 3) SET LM_NET DIGEST 4) SET LM_NET MAIL * Please allow for confirmation from Listserv. For LM_NET Help see: http://ericir.syr.edu/lm_net/ Archives: http://askeric.org/Virtual/Listserv_Archives/LM_NET.shtml See also EL-Announce for announcements from library media vendors: http://www.mindspring.com/~el-announce/ =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=