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Did you know that there is a picture book apparently based on this old joke. It's Book! Book! Book! by Deborah Bruss. Cheryl A. Sturgeon Elem. Library/Media Spec. Highland Local Schools (OH) csturgeo@ohio.net csturgeo@highlandschools.org ----- Original Message ----- From: Kimberly Jayne <kajayne@YAHOO.COM> To: <LM_NET@LISTSERV.SYR.EDU> Sent: Sunday, September 30, 2001 10:51 AM Subject: HUMOR > I'm sure many of you already have heard this one, but > my students enjoyed it so much this week that I > decided to share. > > "A chicken goes to the library, walks up to the > librarian's desk and says, "Book?" The librarian > hands her a book. The next day the chicken comes back > and says, "Book, book?" So, the librarian hands her > two books. The chicken returns the next day and says, > "Book, book, book?" and the librarian hands her three > books. Now the librarian is getting curious about the > chicken's reading activities. She decides to follow > the chicken. They go down the street, through the > woods, and into the swamp. Then, a frog jumps out > from the reeds and the chicken shows him the three > books. He looks at all of the books and says, "Readditt!" > > ===== > Kimberly Jayne, School Library Media Specialist > Massapequa Elementary School > Massapequa, New York > kajayne@yahoo.com > "And what is as important as knowledge?" asked the mind. > "Caring and seeing with heart." answered the soul. > > __________________________________________________ > Do You Yahoo!? > Listen to your Yahoo! Mail messages from any phone. > http://phone.yahoo.com > > =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-= > All postings to LM_NET are protected under copyright law. > To quit LM_NET (or set-reset NOMAIL or DIGEST, etc.) send email to: > listserv@listserv.syr.edu In the message write EITHER: > 1) SIGNOFF LM_NET 2) SET LM_NET NOMAIL or 3) SET LM_NET DIGEST > 4) SET LM_NET MAIL * Please allow for confirmation from Listserv. > For LM_NET Help see: http://ericir.syr.edu/lm_net/ > Archives: http://askeric.org/Virtual/Listserv_Archives/LM_NET.shtml > See also EL-Announce for announcements from library media vendors: > http://www.mindspring.com/~el-announce/ > =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-= > > =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-= All postings to LM_NET are protected under copyright law. To quit LM_NET (or set-reset NOMAIL or DIGEST, etc.) send email to: listserv@listserv.syr.edu In the message write EITHER: 1) SIGNOFF LM_NET 2) SET LM_NET NOMAIL or 3) SET LM_NET DIGEST 4) SET LM_NET MAIL * Please allow for confirmation from Listserv. For LM_NET Help see: http://ericir.syr.edu/lm_net/ Archives: http://askeric.org/Virtual/Listserv_Archives/LM_NET.shtml See also EL-Announce for announcements from library media vendors: http://www.mindspring.com/~el-announce/ =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=