HUMOR

[David Lininger <tss003@MAIL.CONNECT.MORE.NET>]

I just finished assembling the last of the new tables for our new
Interactive Television Classroom, and found the following, sent from a
friend. Yes, I'm over 50, and the first three are especially appropriate
today...

Hymns for Those of You 50 and Over....

1-Precious Lord, Take My Hand, And Help Me Up

2-It Is Well with My Soul, But My Knees Hurt

3-Nobody Knows the Trouble I Have Seeing

4-Just a Slower Walk with Thee

5-Count Your Many Birthdays, Name Them One by One

6-Go Tell It on the Mountain, But Speak Up

7-Give Me the Old Timers' Religion

8-Blessed Insurance

9-Guide Me O Thou Great Jehovah, I've Forgotten Where I Parked


                                  If you can't be kind, at least have the
decency to be vague


David Lininger, kb0zke
LMS, Hickory County R-1 Schools
Urbana, MO 65767
mailto: tss003@mail.connect.more.net

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