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Dear Dan:

This is a very common problem men complain about, but is mostly due to
a primary misconception.  Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to
Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES &
ENTERTAINMENT program.  Actually, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and
designed by its creator to run everything.  It is unlikely you would
be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0.
Hidden operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0
to emulate Wife 1.0, so nothing is gained.  It is impossible to
uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from the system once
installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0, because Wife 1.0 is
not designed to do this.  Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or
Wife 2.0, but end up with more problems than the original system.

Look in your manual under:  "Warnings-Alimony/Child Support."  I
recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation.  Having
Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire
section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs).  You must assume
all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur,
regardless of their cause.  The best course of action will be to enter
the command:  C:\APOLOGIZE.  In any case, avoid excessive use of the
Esc key, because ultimately, you will have to give the APOLOGIZE
command before the operating system will return to normal.  The system
will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all the GPFs.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but requires very high maintenance.
Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife
1.0.  I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0.  Do not, under any
circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3.  This is not a
supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible
damage to the operating system.

Curtis L. Clark
Library Media Specialist
Pleasant Hill Middle School
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Pleasant Hill, MO 64080
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